It's Vicki and Ralph

Vicki did a wonderful number all Kermitted out atop a recycle bin, singing "It Ain't Easy Being Green," with Tony Konrath flinging campaign stuff that was hitting its sell-by date at the very minute (and hitting me on the head: one T-shirt that smacked me harder than I imagined a balled-up T-shirt could as I had my eye in the camera).

For his part, Ralph of course had Michael fronting on vocals. To think: He's the first native conch ever to become Fantasy Fest king.

And it was a pleasant surprise that they won. When Dwight came over for a drink beforehand, we agreed that Stacy and the Markeys were pretty much shoo-ins, though nobody loses when all the proceeds go to AIDS Help.