All-terrain vehicle

At least one lump of coal goes to Al, not that I know who he is -- aside from Florida tag J05 QQW.

He lurched into, and parked in, the plumbagos Monday night. I noticed it pretty quickly when we got back from Schooner Wharf, where Caffeine Carl was burning the place down.

I waited on the porch till he lurched back to his Jeep from the Duval bars. I pointed out the damage, and he drove lurchingly away.

Had he apologized even minimally, I might not have called the cops to report a drunk driver, complete with license plate and direction. But he didn't, and I did, and I hope he didn't run over anything else on his way home.