Safe Harbor

Eat your heart out, Monet: My picture came together, too.

No matter how much my mom is miserable, because she chooses to be, I'm joyous to let her caregiver, B.J., have a chance to be herself here and have an actual vacation.

One crucial question is, of course, food. We all need it, but some love new tastes. And B.J. could eat anything on a menu, while her husband back in Tennessee is just fine with beef and potatoes.

So we've fed her lobster, and yellowtail, and grouper, and snapper, and hogfish (this is at Hogfish Bar), and wahoo, and shrimp.

Mission accomplished.