Meet the neighbors

I've mentioned the guilty pleasure of tapping into the sheriff's website every morning, to see who did the "but for the grace of God" bit for the last 24 hours. (Friends of mine who run businesses say they check to see who won't be in to work that day.)

Most of the shots that catch my eye are bad-hair-day doozies, schadenfreude for the rapidly balding. Some show signs of having encountered a particularly burly bouncer. (Click on the picture for a bigger view.)

But this collection of arrest shots from the last few months -- innocent until proven guilty, remember? -- has an actual local celeb: The wife of the schools superintendent, herself a school administrator, who's charged with stealing a few hundred thousand dollars from the system in a credit-card scheme.

Ah, the Keys. Come on vacation, leave on probation.