Eating my heart out

It ain't Wabash and Ohio -- or even Due -- but hell, even Wabash and Ohio is now Uno's Grill, for chrissake. Ike Sewell is spinning at 4,500 rpm, and I won't get started on the list of what isn't what it used to be.

But I can eat this in Key West without air freight, thanks to the cold case at Albertson's, so I'll shut up and chew.